I Found It!!!…

The Eyes of Forrest Fenn

Don’t you hate that?

I do.

It’s a lie. I did not find it. I have no idea any more than you do where it’s located. I just wrote that for the effect it will have on you. If I am right, it demoralized you. Displeased you. Ruined your day. You hate me. You’re finding it hard to forgive me right now.

I apologize!

If it didn’t have that effect on you than you don’t care about looking for it as much as I do. Its not that someone other than me would find it as much as it is that my own hunt would be over and I love looking for the chest.

But I did it for a reason. Albeit a selfish reason. I wanted you…dear readers…to experience how I am going to feel when one of you actually does find it and sends me an email to that effect. I am asking you now,  be kind…be generous when you break the news. I am not going to be happy…

On that topic…more than one person has written Forrest trying to scam him into disclosing the possibility of a location. How would you handle it if you were Forrest?

Here’s what happens. Someone writes to Forrest,  ”I found it at La Junta.”

How is Forrest going to respond? If he writes back, “No you didn’t because I didn’t put it there.” The person now knows a place not to bother looking. On the other hand, if Forrest writes, “I never thought anyone would find it there because I really hid it good.” Then that person knows to speed to La Junta and start looking in earnest.

How would you answer an email like that?

And while your rolling that around. Here’s a letter from a guy who actually sent this under the heading “TREASURE HAS BEEN FOUND”.

AA

Hi Dal,

I have found the treasure.  Home of brown is here:

http://www.elvado.com/trout.html

On the peninsula that jutts out into el vado reservoir is a large abandoned cemetery.  The trail was well marked, the map with he blaze signs was carved into the tree behind forrest as he did the kob interview in his garden.  If you want to check it out, it is 60 paces due west of the curve in the road on the North side of the cemetery (up the arroyo).  I dug in two spots, the fire ant hill 20 paces from the road was a decoy, you needed to follow the blaze (black stones) about 40 paces west to the treasure.  The mark for the treasure was an F with three lines instead of two.  

Here is another-by the same person..but sent to Forrest rather than me…

Mr Fenn,

So I will tell you the story.

I am a 38 year old veterinary student from Nebraska.  I saw the news piece on KOB three weeks ago.  Within 3 days I had located the site at El Vado to within about 100 yards.  I drove down over labor day weekend and dug it up.  Nothing there.  I thought and thought.  Remembering Shakespeare, I read the poem backwards.  I found the site up the canyon south of the monastery on google earth although I did not visit it. The ring the lady who interviews you on PBS was wearing fit the poem as well.  I suspect there is more located by the SJ monastery near taos, though I would need to read the poem again.  The final treasure is at the Fa Yun monastery main house near Taos.  I would need to observe in person, but I found the blaze on the table made of yellow stone.  The Golden Buddha, the golden valley below the Buddha, and I suspect whatever is inside the Golden Buddha are parts of the treasure as well.  Does the golden buddha weigh 217 pounds?  And is it part of the treasure as well?  I would hate to go to the monastery and take their Buddha if it was not meant to be taken!  In reality, I do not wish to collect these items in person.  I will if I must, but I propose this to you…  If you would make suitable arrangements for me, I will donate 25% to a cause of your choice, the monks if you prefer.  Make a suggestion if you wish.

I must admit that I had suspicion you may have had nefarious intent.  Perhaps my imagination is hyper-acute or I am exquisitely intuitive.  Regardless, I have stopped obsessing about this.  Ask if you are curious, otherwise I shall not elaborate.     

You are a master of word craft, and obviously brilliant smart.  

Here’s to our health.  Let’s talk.

As Forrest would say…please don’t go digging up any monastery grounds..

Dal…

PS- Sorry for the near heart attack Stephanie. It’s still out there….

16 thoughts on “I Found It!!!…

  1. Ok, I just about wet myself at the end…laughing so hard. My heart totally stopped when I read the first line though. Honestly though Dal, if anyone else finds it…I would want it to be you. As for what I’d say if I was Forrest and got an email saying they found it…I’d just reply Congrats. Then they would have to rush there from wherever they were to see that they were wrong. I mean turnaround would be fair…right? And funny LOL.
    I do honestly wonder how I’d feel if I found it or didn’t find it. I think about if I found it…hmm, a big part of me would have trouble liquidating anything. Another part of me has it spent doing wonderfully fun things for people who need it. The other part of me would want to figure out how to make it grow. If I didn’t find it…then I would be sad for a bit, but then would have to move onto thinking about other fun things that would be a fun adventure to do. So far, this treasure has given me a lot of other things I want to do. I really want to travel into that area more(not over mountains though..they scare me), but the area is the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen. I’d totally want to go to Santa Fe to meet Forrest, and I want to go back and try some metal detecting in a few places, and also do some atving in that area. So even if I didn’t…I still feel like I gained something great by the experience. I think you should become a professional blogger. I like the way you write. I was just reading this one guys story in how he made a living at blogging.

  2. Hey Dal, you nearly gave me a heart attack!! lol.. Then I scanned down & read some more. I was thinking “darn, he got it” in a good way. Bummed that I didn’t get it. But then I realized you were just joking with us. I can’t wait to see what else you come up with for us, on your blog. :-)

    Trucker Sue & my dog Kelly

  3. I’m rather new to “the chase” but I have already decided that if I find it there will be two things I do:
    1. return the silver bracelet to Forrest since he has expressed his desire to have it back.
    2, Take a portion and rehide it with a new poem so that the chase can continue. I think that would be a wonderful legacy.

    • I agree wholeheartedly. To find the treasure is good for the wallet and is satisfying, but to give back and continue the hunt for others is good for the karma.

    • I was thinking the exact same thing! This would allow ff’s quest, thrill and “whaterever” that he has inspired in so many folk’s hearts to shine on like a crazy diamond.

  4. So why is it that I must go

    And leave my trove for all to seek?

    The answers I already know,
    
I’ve done it tired, and now I’m weak.

    These are the most important lines in the poem. They do not tell you where, they ask you why?

    Isn’t that the most important question in this life? Why people do what they do? Motive?

    Does the end justify the means?

  5. To me it doesn’t matter if someone says they found it or not. Small stuff don’t bother me. If it was meant to be a joke, haha and move on. If it really has been found it would be in the news and not on some blog. You will know when it has been found. I never understood why people get so mad when someone says that or get all mad when someone announces they found the right spot or think they are absolutely correct. WHO CARES? Why would you let such little things bother you? I’ll never understand it but that’s just me. When ever I see someone getting silenced or mad because someone says they found it it just makes me think negative of the person getting mad. What is life without a few jokes? Grow up and roll with the punches. That’s what I have to say.

  6. If I were Forrest I just wouldn’t answer anyone who is saying they found the chest. Plain and simple. No answer they cant assume anything

  7. “How would you answer an email like that?”

    in reply to the question you proposed Dal, i would have a stock answer that goes something like this….

    i will never confirm or deny any location by email. if you are convinced the treasure is at a location, then i suggest you go and search there

    if you have the chest in your possession then send me 2 pics.

    one with just the chest, open and empty.

    the second with the just the contents, separated from the chest. include the coordinates where you found it.

    any emails i receive referencing only coordinates or locations, to reiterate, i will never confirm or deny

    good luck in your search

    • I about had a heart attack when I first saw that title on the thread! :-D

      Fortunately the treasure hasn’t been found yet, at least we hope so. The only person I would believe would be Forrest so I hope whoever finds the treasure will tell him so he could announce it and post a few pictures of the treasure chest with a current newspaper. Maybe Forrest has a special number for the finder to call to confirm that they have found it. Anyway, I hope we’ll be told if the treasure has been found.

  8. I think the “brave” part of the poem refers to actually publicly disclosing you found it. You will not be popular! I wonder if it would be best to keep it to yourself. People seem so happy with just living the thrill of the chase. Who would want to ruin that!

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