I said in my book, The Thrill of the Chase, that I shower at night so I can’t see how old I am. But there’s also another reason. I’m just really nervous with so many girls and other critters watching while I lather up.
When Mother Nature made the tiles in my shower she probably giggled, knowing I’d be embarrassed.
Everywhere I look I see another face staring at me so I don’t dare shower without my jeans on. I never have any privacy anymore. f
Here’s a Cowgirl riding a bucking bronco
See that girls face in the middle? She watches everything I do
There is a dog here that follows me all around the shower
This woman is always there when I shower. I think she likes me.
I hate this critter. He just stands there and laughs at me. I’m thinking of putting duct tape over his eyes.
There, that’s better!
These two zombies are really scary. They’re just outside my shower but they watch me shave. And the fox in the bottom right of the photo just appeared. I didn’t know he was there. I’ll never shave in the nude again.